life's greatest pain in the what-not, is more like it

i just finished watching life's greatest miracle, which apparently is nova's more recent (but still a bit outdated at this point) follow up to the miracle of life, and while for the first 2/3's of it i just felt like i was back in high school bio again, thankful we got to sit and watch a movie instead of doing any actual work, they showed this lady shoving a kid out her what-not and i was like "NO THANK YOU!". i mean, whatever about seeing all that specifically, i'm not modest, but imagining me doing that, quite frankly, freaks me the hell out. that and some of the other 'micro-inthebody-photography' kind of grossed me out. a four-week old embryo looks like a lizard-alien creature. and it's sucking out all of your life force! aaaak! watching that once or twice is surely birth control enough for many. put it on the big screen then see how much you feel like 'gettin' jiggy with it.'

maybe this wasn't the thing to watch shortly before going to sleep.
scary oregon trail child-birthing nightmares, here i come!