so i'm on this really sweet new diet.
basically, you just don't eat, or when you do, make sure it's something naughty like a cupcake, piece of pie, cookie, scone, or some other baked good. it's okay to have a little bit of savory food here and there, just for the sake of balance-- like half a bag of chips. the occasional piece of fruit is allowed. try to cover it in chocolate if you can. also, don't eat at regular intervals or times of the day. randomness is best. don't eat breakfast. in fact, don't eat your first bite until about 2 or 3 in the afternoon. and try not to get too much sleep either. the fewer the hours, the better! oh and definitely, do not go to the gym.
if you find that you are skinnier than you remember being, then you know it's working.
sure, you might feel like crap, but you're going to be skinny!
is this what college was like for most people?
or just grad school?
(it's been a stress and anxiety ridden past few days/week. can't wait until i get some real sleep and real food. i need a detox!)
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